THE RONALD REAGON DINNER THEATRE AND CREMATORIUM.
Happy new years from the beyond.

MAJOR CRACKDOWN IN DENMARK;
First attempt in over 30 years of crime.
December 22, 2005
For years the area known as "Christiania" has been a hands off zone
for drugs and other vices.

BIKER GANGS USED AS ENFORCERS.
Police in Denmark have just led a spectacular crackdown against the
drug dealers of Christiania, the infamous neighbourhood that has
functioned as an autonomous "state within a state" for some 30 years.
Totally independent of any drug or vice laws in side the country of
Denmark.
Previous police expeditions into this hippie enclave were beaten back
by crowds pelting officers with Molotov cocktails and stones.
Some 200 officers took part in this week's operation, and were
greeted by barricades and booing residents.
Their 10-hour-long incursion into Christiania resulted in 48 arrests -
almost all for the possession or sale of cannabis, a drug banned in
Denmark.
Mr Vittrup says the suspects will face trial and possible prison
sentences of up to six years.

The Dawn raid goes up against Biker muscle.

He told BBC News Online of how left-wing activists in the early 1970s
rallied to occupy land vacated by an army base.
There they founded the "free town" of Christiania with two objectives
in mind. These, according to Mr Moeller, were "the creation of a
society where there was no private property and no instruments of
political violence - in other words, no police
The sale of cannabis was tolerated - much of it controlled by H****
A***** -style biker gangs, who, says Mr Moeller, acted as "muscle"
for the hippies and political idealists. Basicaly duping them into
thinking they were safe as long as the money kept rolling in.
Sections of cities in the U.S of A. had also tried this aproach to
vice containment. Such as New York and Baltimore city.


WE GOT SOME 'REAL THINKERS' HERE
Ambulance crew makes motorcycle accident worse.
London, England. Jan.05,2005
An ambulance crew reversed the ambulance and re-ran over the
motorbike of the rider they had come to rescue!
The incident happened after the rider had swerved to avoid a
pedestrian and hit a car at the junction of Camden Road and Camden
Park Road, London.
The rider was not on the bike when the ambulance arrived and hit it.
Nobody was hurt in the incident.
The rider was aware of what was happening and was yelling to the
driver to stop while the paramedics were trying to work on him.

The ambulance crew assumed he was in shock and paid no attention to
his pleas, as he lay on the ground screaming for them to stop he
watched the ambulance run over his otherwise un marred motorcycle.

The ambulance crew later addmited comtemplating injecting the rider
with a med to reduce his struggling with their assisting him. "We
just thought he was in shock trying to push us off" stated on crew
member.

A similar incident occurred at the same location only one week
earlier, when four police officers were taken to the Royal Free
Hospital after an ambulance crashed into the side of a police van as
both vehicles headed to an emergency call.


MOTORCYCLE FUEL SOURCES.
Delhi, India. January 22,2005
Scientists develop hybrid fuel for motorcycles.
Indian scientists have built a hydrogen fuel-cell motorcycle which
will soon be tested in Delhi, according to the Indian Ministry of Non-
Conventional Energy.

Dr S K Chopra, senior advisor said there was an urgent need to move
towards cleaner energy resources and technologies, Chopra said this
would reduce environmental pollution and promote human health.
Both Honda and Yamaha announced tests on fuel cell technology in
motorcycles during 2004.



VOTED STATE OF THE ART IN MOTORCYCLING TECHNOLOGY.
MOST TECHNOLOGICALY ADVANCED.
Date Posted: 12:42:59, 08/24/05 Wed.

The 163bhp BMW K1200 R has been voted Motorcycle of the Year by the
US publication, Motorcyclist, just two months after the bikes
official launch.

Give BMW credit for doing what Japan wouldnt or couldnt do: bolt
serious horsepower into a big, comfortable naked bike. This German
translation leaves its contemporaries looking relatively underdressed
when it comes to technological accoutrements, said Motorcyclist
magazine.
The magazine added: After re-inventing the heart and soul of its
motorcycle line-up in little more than a year, BMW clearly isnt
afraid of thinking outside the box. In fact, were pretty sure it
scrapped the box entirely.



OLD GEEZERS TAKE OVER IRON BUTT.
Date Posted: 04:04:15 04/28/05 Thu
72 year old gets ready for iron butt world wide.

Self-proclaimed Old Geezers Dick Huurdeman, 72, Des Molloy, 55, and
his son Stephen are to undertake a 19,500km ride across Asia and
Europe. The trio have planned a route from Beijing to Arnhem..

Stephen, 24 said "For me, I look at these guys and hear about all
their adventures and it just took off from there." He will record on
film the Old geezers trip riding classic British motorcycles
(Huurdeman will ride a 1950s 600cc Norton, Molloy a 650cc Panther)
from China to Holland, via Mongolia, the Silk Road of Uzbekistan, the
Pamir mountains, the Hindu Kush, the Karakoram Highway, which
connects Pakistan and China, the deserts! of Iran and Turkey and the
hills of Albania and Croatia.

On a journey through Iran in the early 1970s, Mr Molloy swapped a
Norton bike for three Persian carpets. He will attempt to find out
what happened to that machine on this trip.

The trip is intended to end on August 1. They plan a long detour to
attend the ! 70th birthday of Mr Huurdeman's younger sister. "It will
mean riding another 9000km, but she's worth it said Huurdeman.



THE 'MAGGOT REPORTS'
Dutch Reporter to Use Heroin, Pot on TV and ride their motorcycles in
a demonstration of poor judgement?.
By Toby Sterling, Associated Press Writer, Wednessday,Sept.21,2005
[09-21-05], 10:27 PED AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS, A.P.--A field reporter
for a new Dutch television talk show plans to use heroin and other
illegal drugs on the air during the weekly program on issues that
concern young people, producers said Wednesday.
The announcement of "Shoot Up Swallow and Ride," scheduled to
premiere as a late-night show Oct. 10, sparked an outcry. Even in the
liberal Netherlands, where marijuana is sold and used openly, the
proposed drug use by reporter Filemon Wesselink is illegal. The
project was first designed to demonstrate poor judgement in distance
time relatinships while under the use of narcotics while riding a
motorcycle. The use of a motorcycle was decided upon since many of
the users of such items do own
motorcycles.

"This is dangerous and it sets a bad example," said Pieter Heerma,
spokesman for the governing center-right Christian Democrat
party. "We're going to ask the justice minister for his view on what
the law says about this, and his view on the dangers and risks
involved."
"The actual taking of drugs is a health problem, not a criminal act,
though it's obviously hard to take drugs without possessing them
first," Hommes said. "In any case, it's not something we endorse, and
doing it on television is
undesirable.

"The show's in-studio host, Sophie Hilbrand, will interview guests
about drug use, abuse and inability to preform tasks such as
driving, while Wesselink appears in segments taped in the field as
he experiments with drugs and liquor. Another reporter, Ties Van
Westing, will do segments about engaging in sex acts while driving
automobiles and motorcycles.
For one episode, Wesselink, 26, plans to smoke heroin, said Ingrid
Timmer, spokeswoman for the show's producer, BNN. For others, he
plans to go on a drinking binge in a series of pub! s and to take the
hallucinogenic drug LSD then attempt to ride his motorcycle home.
Motorcycles are used for transportation primarily in the younger
population which is the main group targeted with the
message.

It's not our intention to create an outcry. We just want to talk
about subjects that are part of young people's lives," Timmer
said. "What we realy try to demonstrate is the use of drugs and how
it affects you in your daily routine, such as dri! ving a
motorbike".
The Netherlands is known for its lenient marijuana policy, under
which the sale and use of the drug in small quantities are not
prosecuted even though technically illegal. Other drugs, including
heroin, LSD, cocaine and Ecstasy, are outlawed, and dealers are
prosecuted. The legal age for consumption of alcohol and tobacco is
16.
BNN has drawn viewer complaints for previous shows, including one
that included a segment on how to have sex in a nightclub with out
being caught.

THE "Real Thinkers " REPORT.
Clearwater, Fla.
Nov.14,2005
CLEARWATER, Fla. -- A Republican senator wants a law to require
bright pink license plates on vehicles driven by people with
restricted driving privileges due to convictions for driving under
the influence.
Sen. Mike Fasano, of New Port Richey, filed a bill earlier this month
that requires the first three characters on the plate to read "DUI."
"Maybe it will embarrass people and keep them from drinking and
driving," Fasano said. "Maybe they'll think twice." "Just maybe this
will stop all this "nonesence" about needing help to stop this type
of behavior. Kind of an encouragment to behave.
The bill also says police "may stop any vehicle that bears a DUI
plate without probable cause to check the driver."
Ohio and Michigan have similar laws in place. Other states have
debated the issue, but failed to pass it due to privacy reasons.


NEWS OF THE " WEIRD".

Canada
British Columbia, Cannada.
November 14, 2005

B.C. Mayoral Candidate Suggests Using Crack As Incentive For Addicted
Homeless

POSTED: 10:48 am PST November 14, 2005
KELOWNA, B.C. -- A candidate in the mayoral race in Kelowna, B.C.
suggests using crack to deal with the city's drug-addicted homeless
people.
Andrew Uitvlugt says crack could be used as a reward or incentive to
motivate people to do constructive work in the city, like picking up
garbage.
Once they've done their duties, he figures the addicts will feel so
good about themselves, they may not need the crack, or less of it.
You can hear his comments in a video campaign pitch on the website
okbc.tv.
The candidate also wants to move the homeless to a combined shelter
and retraining center at the city dump.
He says they could use the available materials to build things and
get marketable skills.
Uitvlugt is one of the five candidates running in the November 19th
municipal election.