Hi there,
Just for a change a nice joke, hope you would like it.

A man goes out and buys a new Vette convertible. One night he takes it out for a
spin, and stops at a red light. An old man pulls up next to him riding a mo-ped.
The old man looks over the Vette and says, "What kind of car ya got there
sonny?"

The man replies, "It's a 2000 Corvette, the best sports car in the USA; it cost
me over $50,000."

"That's a lot of money" says the old man. Why do they cost so much?" The man
answers, "Because they can go 170 miles an hour!" The old man pokes his head in
the window and looks around. Leaning back on his mo-ped, the old man says,
"That's a pretty nice car all right!"

Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what the car
can do. He floors it, and in a few seconds the speedo reads 120 MPH. Suddenly he
notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be catching up to him.
Afraid it might be a cop, he slows down to 65 and suddenly whhhoooosshh!
Something whips by him going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than this Vette?" the man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming towards him. Whhoooosshh! It goes by
again, heading the opposite direction! And it sorta looked like the old man on
the mo-ped!

"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a mo-ped outrun a Vette?"

Then again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whhooosshh - Blam! It plows
into the back of the Vette! The man jumps out. It IS the old man! Of course, the
mo-ped and the old man are in a world of hurt. The guy runs up to the old man
and cries, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man groans and replies, "Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders from
your side mirror?"

Regards
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