Hi guys - It's me again. I don't know why, but I get all these man
bashing/girl power e-mails, and it just seems like a waste if I don't
forward them. - Tracy.
--- > Subject: Please God, give me intelligence
> > Subject: POOF!
> >
> > One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a
> > large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but
> > had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying,
> > "Please God,
> > give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
> > and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
> > hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
> >
> > Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give
> > me the strength ..and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave
> > him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an
> > hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
> >
> > The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so
> > he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength
> > and the tools...and the intelligence... to cross this river." And
> > poof!
> > God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream
> > a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
> >
> > SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS
> > YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT
> >
> >
> >
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