From: denis behnken <denisbehnken@...>
Subject: THIRSTY
To: "Dan" <hdchaindrive@...>, "Joe" <calcomm@...>, "Jim Lenzini" <jlenzini@...>, "Jennifer Naglee" <jennandmatt73006@...>, "Kelly" <kelly-sewell@...>, "Korie Timcke" <koriexan123@...>, "Portagee" <wc_maciel@...>, "Patricia L Miller" <mpresboxer@...>, "Beverlee" <beverlee420@...>, "Cha Cha" <brenda.maddox@...>, "Carol" <carol.behnken@...>, "Tamara" <mustluvdogs65@...>, "Kevin" <keviniskewl@...>
Date: Sunday, July 5, 2009, 6:29 PM

 

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Subject: THIRSTY   The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a Tie? They are only $5.'   The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie.. I need  water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!   'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.' Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.   Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead. 'Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!'

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